BIG GAME IN SOUTHEAST

On this Fourth of July, a major sporting event is scheduled to take place at 14:00 this afternoon. It's the annual softball game between members of the Goodwill Fire Company and Fame Fire Company. The game will take place at Green Field, located at South Franklin Street across from the Ramsgate Apartments.

There's no truth to the rumor that the winner will be signed to contract with the Phillies, while the losers will be relegated to the Washington "Natinals" (if you recall a few months ago, at least two players for the Washington baseball team had jerseys that read "Natinals" instead of "Nationals" - hence the joke).